The Undeniable Importance of Diana Prince and her Record Breaking Feature

Let’s talk about Wonder Woman.

It needn’t be said, I have seen Wonder Woman. It needn’t be said, I loved it. My four crumpled cinema tickets can attest to that. Isreali actress Gal Gadot stars in the first feature rendition of the DC’s iconic character.

Leaving the screen, there were few women with dry eyes. There’s a very particular reason for this. It’s not because they thought it was sad, nor because, as a gentleman candidly stated to his girlfriend, they were being ‘overemotional’. No. In fact, it was something vastly different, something that dawned on the minds of every woman simultaneously before the end credits rolled.

To those who don’t understand, we cried because, in our eyes, Wonder Woman could legitimately be the movie to launch a revolution. A revolution against female stereotypes. A revolution against the double standards. A revolution against the misogynistic perspective of Hollywood.

Let me throw some statistics your way:

  • In 2016, women represented 52% of moviegoers, yet in that same year, 29% of the top 100 grossing movies featured female protagonists.
  • In the top grossing films of 2016; women represented 14% of editors, 11% of writers and a meager 4% of directors.
  • Only four women have ever been nominated for and Academy Award for Directing. Only one woman has ever won.

Now, I am not saying I want Patty Jenkins to be nominated for an Oscar (though I would find that delightful), what is important is the spotlight the film has shone on women in the industry. From the powerful and intriguing characters on camera to the talented individuals behind it.

I want to be a superhero like Patty Jenkins whose film garnered over $100 million in its opening weekend making it the most successful film ever directed by a woman. The magnitude of this milestone is astonishing and it’s something that will hopefully, pave the way for new female directors.

The film is exhilarating and poignant. It says ‘women are powerful and brilliant and hey, they can make great movies’.

I truly hope this was a mere taste of the creative genius of Patty Jenkins (a Wonder Woman in her own right).

Power Rangers (2017)

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Title: Saban’s Power Rangers (aka. “Gay Propaganda = 1 Lesbian” – Russia, 2K17)

Release: March, 2017

Nostalgia is officially in full swing. Due to this, I imagine I will find it difficult to maintain composure and fair-mindedness while reviewing this film (Ohmygosh it was so great beyond belief so good amazing). Darn, there goes my grammar.

 

Me and four kids found a spaceship buried underground. I’m pretty sure I’m a superhero.

– Trini

In the town of Angel Grove, the lives of five teenagers are about to change. A lot. When teenagers Jason, Billy, Kimberly, Trini and Zack discover a spaceship buried under a gold mine, they are gifted with the skills of the Rangers and tasked with defeating the villainous Rita Repulsa. Yes, it sounds dorky, but it is awesome.

When it was first announced that Saban and Lionsgate were in cahoots to create the film in mid-2014, there was a lot of scepticism. Particularly from me. I think we can all agree that the base material for this project can be described in an array of ways; cheesy, ridiculous and pretty dumb being among them. Yet it’s cult following remains prominent today. Well, sort of… What the hell is Super Megaforce? Regardless, translating the power rangers to the big screen for a modern audience was a big ask.

The film is not just your run of the mill action flick. It addresses real issues. Billy Cranston, the blue ranger deals with autism. Trini, the yellow ranger deals with labels. Zack, the black ranger deals with being the sole caretaker for his sick mother. Heavy stuff for this mere ‘franchise window dressing’. The film handles the issues directly and carefully decorating the main characters as beautifully flawed, real people.

Can we talk about Rita? I’ll admit. I was doubtful about the casting of Elizabeth Banks, if only due to the fact that she seems like a delightful human being. By gosh, the lady can act. Banks shone as the villain, a role that was ultimately perfect for her. Sure, Repulsa’s plan was a little awry but she’s been at the bottom of the ocean since dinosaur times. That’s a perfectly satisfying reason to have lacking preparation for her Angel Grove takeover.

It’s morphin’ time.”

– Jason

Director Dean Israelite gives the rangers a contemporary makeover combined, in suitable distribution, with subtle (and not so subtle) nods to its source material, creating a film what will no doubt usher in an abundance of new era Power Rangers fanatics, all while satisfying the nostalgia-hungry children of the 90s (like me).

Verdict: Return to Angel Grove and go see this movie.

Embrace the Chaos

Embrace the chaos.” she said. She stood up and nodded her head in my direction. Then she left.

Three days ago, I sat in a busy coffeehouse, quietly sipping my americano at the table in the corner. It was noisy but I was terribly engrossed in the latest of my literature obsessions (Agatha Christie for anyone who cares). A woman with golden rimmed spectacles, perhaps fifty maybe sixty years of age, wandered over; an Earl Grey in one hand, a beige handbag and a copy of ‘1984’ in the other. She asked, very politely to sit at my table. I quickly moved my backpack off the chair and let her sit.

It wasn’t long before she asked my name. A reciprocation of the question followed by a few comments about the temperamental Auckland weather and we were both engrossed in conversation.(It is rare for me to select human interaction over that of fiction but there you have it).

We spoke about a lot. The current political climate of the United States. The sad reality behind the lack of ocean conservation. She told me that she found it refreshing to see a young person reading a book. I told her it was novel to be in a city where people aren’t afraid to strike up a conversation with one another (what, being English and by nature, inherently awkward in every possible situation).

It was nice. She surprised me when she asked what my aspirations were. I told her of course. Screenwriting, I said. I’d like to write films and television. Now, when I tell someone that I want to write films, I get one of two reactions (that I’d normally describe using the wackiest of gifs I can find on the internet but won’t on this particular occasion). It’s either a sincere, ‘that’s so cool’ or ‘wow, what and interesting career’. Or it’s a sarcastic, ‘that’s so cool’ or ‘wow, what an interesting career’. I get it.

The spectacled woman was the former. She asked about what I was working on and I kid you not, seem sincerely interested in my response. I told her my ideas. I told her my ambitions. I told her that it was difficult. I told her that my head was filled with ideas but no practical way to make them a reality. It’s chaos, she said. I responded. Absolute chaos.

Before long, she’d had her last sip of coffee. She leaned forward.

“Can I give you some advice?” she asked.

“Please.” I said (anything that might help me navigate through life is welcome).

“Embrace the chaos. Before you know it, it will make sense.”

She stood up and nodded her head in my direction. Then she left.

Cryptic. Come to think of it, this had been a really bizarre encounter. I’m not sure I completely understand now and yet, it may be the most crucial thing anyone has ever said to me.

I guess we shall have to wait and see.

 

 

Pork Pie (2017)

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The whole country is watching as police close in on the blondini mini.

– Reporter

Title: Pork Pie (aka. #BlondiniGang)

Release: February 2017

A consistently amusing remake of the original kiwi classic Goodbye Pork Pie, sees the talents of Dean O’Gorman, James Rollerston and Ashleigh Cummings gliding onto the big screen and into our hearts. Three distinct and colourful personalities caught in the centre of an accidental police chase can surely only lead to chaos. Have no fear, for that it does.

The film follows Jon (O’Gorman), a neurotic almost-author seeking to get back a girl he wronged. Seeking a ride to Invercargill, he meets Luke (Rollerston) an adept boy-racer who picks him up in a stolen yellow mini, just as in Geoff Murphy’s 1981 hit. Later they encounter Keira (Cummings) a passionate animal rights activist who quits her job at a drive-through burger joint to join the two.

In a film with few characters, chemistry is of the utmost importance. With an straight-forward love interest blossoming between Luke and Keira and a wonderful friendship (or, let’s be honest, bromance) between Luke and Jon flourishing towards the end, Pork Pie seizes beautiful moments and encases them in humour and sadness to create a thoroughly entertaining film.

I’m taking this bloody car to Invercargill.

– Jon

The action sequences are the pinnacle of excitement throughout the film. The stakes are high and the adventures ceases when, and only when the credits roll. With an unrelenting and addictive momentum, Pork Pie is a truly entertaining motion picture. This is a winner for New Zealand film.

Verdict: While updated for the audience of 2017, Pork Pie does not fail to capture the spark that made the original such a success. A must-see for all of New Zealand and beyond.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

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This is Rogue One.

– Bodhi Rook

Title: Rogue One (aka. Jyn Erso and the Rogues *squeals*)

Release: December 2016

It’s fair to say, the Star Wars legacy is thriving. Rogue One, the highly anticipated prequel (and sequel I guess), takes place right before A New Hope.

This is the tale of the rebel spies who succeeded in capturing the plans to the formidable Death Star allowing the events of the Original Trilogy to unfold (and making the Episode IV rolling credits that little bit more magical).

Lead by Jyn Erso, the ‘reckless, aggressive and undiciplined’ daughter of Galen Erso, a scientist for the Galactic Empire, the Rogue One team

WARNING: May contain spoilers.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

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Title: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (aka. Snakes in a Teapot)

Release: November 2016

Yesterday, a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately, some have escaped.

– Porpentina Goldstein

For this classic adventure, we travel to New York in the 1920s alongside Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) and his mysterious suitcase of Fantastic Beasts. Roll credits. (I need to stop watching CinemaSins) On his first day in the Big Apple, Scamander meets Porpentina  “Tina” Goldstein (Katherine Waterston), a witch and former auror for the Magical Congress of the United States of America and inadvertently switches suitcases with Jacob  Kowalski (Dan Fogler), a no-maj or muggle who accidentally releases some of Scamander’s creatures risking the exposure of the magical community.

Redmayne’s performance as the timid and compassionate Newt is compelling enough to keep you engrossed in the movie. He cares so intensely about his creatures and every moment one is in peril, you feel it, even all the way at the back of the cinema. Fresh off an award-nominated role in Inherent Vice, Waterston’s Tina complimented Redmanye beautifully. Initially determined to regain position within MACUSA, Tina’s motivation soon changes and she finds herself helping Newt for reasons different from when she started.

I don’t think I’m dreaming.

– Jacob Kowalski

A stand out performance came from Fogel’s Kowalski as the humorous sidekick of Newt Scamander. As a no-maj, Kowalski’s lack of understanding of the magical world make for an entertaining watch. Secretly an idealist, Kowalski becomes a part of the community and commits to helping his new friends, despite being completely normal. There’s hope for us all.

Though a different tale and a different time, the underlying magic of the Harry Potter universe remains the same.

Verdict: Is there anything Eddie Redmayne can’t do?

Doctor Strange (2016)

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Title
: Doctor Strange (aka. Marvel’s Kaleidoscope)

Release: October 2016

Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything that you think you know.

– Baron Mordo

Doctor Strange is somewhat of an enigma in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In comparison to the likes of Tony Stark and Steve Rodgers, the acclaimed neurosurgeon Stephen Strange has had much less, shall we say screen time.

In the MCU’s 14th big screen endeavour, we are exposed to an array of new concepts; the magical arts, the mirror dimension and of course the blisteringly candid, (gem of the Earth) Wong.

Benedict Cumberbatch brings to life the charismatic but avoidably arrogant, Stephen Strange, an incredibly talented neurosurgeon who loses the use of his most valuable utensil, his hands. Cumberbatch’s excellent portrayal humanises a character which would typically be shunned from the audience’s empathy. A cocky scientist who drives recklessly, dismisses any opinions who are not his own and takes Rachel McAdams for granted. Who would root for him? This makes Strange’s arc from ‘contemptible doctor’ to fully fledged Marvel Superhero so compelling. It also does not hurt to look at Benedict’s beautiful face.

If we can take a moment… Tilda Swinton. *Thinks in awe, about Tilda Swinton for a solid three minutes.*

Heroes like the Avengers protect the world from physical dangers. We safeguard it against more mystical threats.

– Wong

Doctor Strange perfectly fulfils the requirements of an MCU movie. It is a stand alone film that introduced us to a unique and underrated character as well as providing the exhilarating fight sequences and stimulating character development we expect.

All is building to The Avengers: Infinity War and Doctor Strange’s contribution was not only important but incredibly entertaining.

Verdict: The visual effects create an incredibly complex creation defying the laws of physics in tremendous fashion. WARNING: Do not watch while on drugs!

Timeline Redefine: “Oh my Gosh, I saw a pufferfish.”

The Cook Islands. Described by Lonely Planet as both remarkably remote and accessible. Both modern and traditional.

Rarotonga is the largest of the Cook Islands. Even still, walking around the coastline would take less than a day.

A heartbreaking scene as I strode into camp was the magnitude of stray dogs that roam the island. I had a little internal cry before I decided to learn more. A quick conversation with a woman a coffee house, and I learned that the dogs are not so much strays but in fact, wanderers. They are not owned by anyone but more by everyone. You will rarely see a dog in a collar or a leash. Some are fed by the locals, others fend for themselves; sourcing coconuts or stepping into the streams to fish. The more I learned, the easier it was to see that Rarotonga is not filled with stray dogs but in fact, a well functioning canine community. And then I was happy again.

Three days on this mysterious island was not nearly enough. I got distracted on day one by the imminent beauty of Muri Lagoon and all of a sudden, my time was gone. And believe me, when you see it, you’ll understand why. My diving fins had never seen so much action. With a gentle current and crystal clear waters, the scenery of Muri appears to have been pulled straight from the movies. I felt as though I’d been cast in the Cook Islands’ latest travel advert.

As the title might suggest, I caught a glimpse of a pufferfish. A porcupine pufferfish to be exact. Now, this may seem like a menial experience, but speaking as someone who’s only viewing stemmed from nature documentaries and the occasional viewing of Finding Nemo, I was incredibly excited.

  • Befriended a crab in a supermarket. Check.
  • Ate the World’s greatest chicken burger. Check.
  • Experienced the magnificent cafe culture. Check.

In so little time and so little space, I experienced so much. And yet, at the very same time, I did very little. I could have travelled to Aitutaki and snorkelled the wreck of a cargo freighter or even explored the white beaches of the One Foot Island.

For such a small area, there is so much more to do. This is one to go back on the list.

Peace out!